Srirasmi: The Wannabe Queen

Ever wondered where the Thai Crown Prince, Maha Vijiralongkorn, met the future Queen of Thailand? Perhaps it was while they were strolling through the rose gardens of a beautiful golden palace. Or maybe they met at a banquet, their eyes met across a table draped with the finest French linen.

Well no, not exactly. You see, according to my sources, Srirasmi and Sia O first met at the Villa Caf'é. Hardly a luxurious palace, but that's where Srirasmi worked as a singer. This must be a terrible shock for those of you who though Srirasmi has always been a princess.

In fact, Srirasmi's roots are quite humble. Her mother worked at the Central plaza. Then, one day, Srirasmi struck gold when the Crown Prince swaggered into the cheap joint where she sang her little heart out, in the vain hope that one day a drunken farang would marry her.

But that day she was lucky. There was something about her.... the Prince was fascinated by this ordinary-looking girl up there on the stage. But if the truth be known, what attracted Sia O to Srirasmi was not her natural beauty. Far from it. Srirasmi bore a strange resemblance to Yuwathida. That's what excited Sia O.

Sia O and Yuwathida were still married when Sia O met Srirasmi, but that was only a small detail. Sia O was determined to marry his new found "princess". So he began spreading rumours that his wife was selling amphetamines and that she was having an affair. All lies, of course, but it did the trick.

After the divorce, the two of them married in secret. Thai people were not officially told of the "royal" wedding until several years later. And so they lived happily ever after. Ahhhhhhh. Actually this sordid story doesn't end there. Because just as Sia O was said to be unfaithful to Yuwathida, the rumour now is that Sia O is being unfaithful to Srirasmi.

Has anyone noticed how Sia O is always travelling to Germany every three months or so? Guess why that is. Well I'll tell you. The thai crown prince is said to have a new fuckdoll in Frankfurt. It's quite true. Her nickname is "Nui" and she's an air hostess for Thai Air.

But that's not all. A little birdie told me that Sia O is a daddy again! Congratulations! "Nui" has finally dropped her load: a healthy bouncing baby boy. He's four or five months old now. Ahhhhhhhh. This has got to be the most romantic story - EVER! I wonder if Srirasmi knows....

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Oh! And if you want to see what "Nui" looks like, watch this video again. She's the second girl to appear on the video.