Sondhi Limthongkul: "Da Torpedo is calling me names, sir!"

OMG! Here's the video of the incident for which Thailand's human bomb "Da Torpedo" was charged with just about every offence that a Thai citizen can be charged with: illegal assembly, causing national unrest, detaining other people, damaging property, attempted trespass, defamation....

Watch this Youtube video, it's classic Da Torpedo! You can find the full version here: Diary1. The incident took place in front of the offices of the PAD leader, Sondhi Limthongkul, two years ago. Sondhi is only now just beginning to recover emotionally from the trauma! Perhaps being shot by Sirikit's army bovver boys was easier for him to assimilate than one of Da Topedo's vicious tongue lashings!

In the end, the court found Da Torpedo guilty of just one charge: "defaming" poor Sondhi. A witness said she was using "rude words". Yeah, we can see that! You don't need to speak fluent Thai to know that she's not exactly blowing kisses at him! Notice the way Da Torpedo touches the soles of her feet....then beckons at someone. This is an insult in Thailand, big time!

I love the way Da Torpedo smiles in between insults and says: "Aaaaaaah". Great stuff! Sondhi deserved every word of it, regardless of what the judge said. Anyway, the Thai court fined Da Torpedo a total of 50,000 baht (the price of a pair of deluxe foam ear plugs) and that's the end of that. Now for the Thai king. Next!

Da Torpedo’s Speech Kills 12, Injures 344, Destroys Rice Harvest

Da Torpedo 1 - King of Thailand 0

Daranee Charnchoengsilpakul (Da Torpedo) may have been cleared of "unrest" charges, but there still remains the "thorny" issue of lese majeste charges against her, for a rally speech she made a year ago criticising Thailand's cold hearted monarch.

Even though Da Torpedo has been cleared of some of the trumped up charges against her: illegal assembly, causing national unrest, detaining other people, damaging property, attempted trespass and defamation, she may still go to prison for many years for "insulting" the king.

Images of emaciated prisoners shuffling along corridors in heavy chains and dressed in prison garb, bring shame on Thailand, a nation of otherwise gentle people. The king of Thailand meanwhile, permits this spectacle to continue by remaining silent on the issue of lese majeste law. Someone should remind the Thai king, that all this is being done in his name.

We'll just have to wait and see the results of Da Torpedo's lese majeste trial, but today's news is a small victory for both Da Torpedo and common sense. And common sense, is precisely something which is scarce in Abhisit's Thailand. For instance, did Abhisit read this report in The Bangkok Post today and make the connection? The Bangkok Post couldn't have made it any more obvious: The article appeared alongside the latest news of Da Torpedo.

"Tourism plunges 22 per cent"

"The tourism industry has suffered its deepest slump in many decades with the number of visitors expected to be down 22 per cent on last year, according to the Tourism Council of Thailand chairman Kongkit Hiranyakij."

You may ask yourself, why can't Thai authorities just release Da Torpedo, Suwicha Thakhor and abolish lese majeste law, then we can all stop this nonsence? Answer: Because Bhumibol Adulyadej and the rest of the Chakri clan, have too many dirty secrets to allow free speech in Thailand. Good video from SrirasmiUbitch.

The happy couple

Srirasmi got married to the Thai crown prince, Maha Vajiralongkorn (Sia O) in 2001, but Thai people didn't know about the crown prince's secret marriage until 2005! That's when Thais were "officially" told of the "royal" union.

So, what do we know about this young lady? Well, she's an ex-porn star, and not a very good one at that. Before getting married to the Thai prince for his money, she was "at the crown prince's service". Or as Sia O himself described it: "a palace hooker".

Sia O and Srirasmi have a child together, Prince Dipangkorn, an extremely ugly child from the day he was born, with an abnormally large gob, crossed eyes, a huge bulbous head and enormous ears that seem to flap whenever he moves. Quite freaky in fact. The result of nine generations of Chakri inbreeding, I believe.

Anyway, I know, I know! Mocking the "divine" Thai royal family is lese majeste, but I can't think of anything positive to say right now. Besides, if Suwicha Thahor can be sent to prison for TEN years for uploading a stupid video to Youtube, then Thailand's royal family deserve to be mocked. From SrirasmiUbitch

เผยโฉมผู้มีบารมีตัวจริง - Is Bhumibol behind it?

This interesting little video turned up here ThaiPresident and after some basic analysis comparing Thailand today, to "the dark days of may 1992" the author then comes to a very wise conclusion. Which is that the king of Thailand is somehow always there, silent, yet always there. The video further questions the accepted belief that King Bhumibol "knows nothing".

ThaiPresident's conclusion? "a weak democracy in Thailand = rich Chakri family". Oddly enough, Paul Handley reached a similar conclusion in his book The king Never Smiles. That's because somehow, after more than sixty years of military coups, it's hard to believe that Bhumibol "knows nothing", especially as he is the richest monarch in the world (Forbes Magazine, 2009).

And that's a fact: The king of Thailand is "always there", silent, in the shadows mostly, but after 60 years of political meddling on the part of Thailand's monarchy, there can be little doubt that king Bhumibol is "behind it!"

ความจริงที่คนไทยไม่รู้ (banned in Thailand)

You'll notice from the title of this video which was posted on Youtube by ThaiPresident, that it's "banned" in Thailand. The question is why was it banned? Answer: Because it challenges the myth that the king of Thailand is "above politics" and is nothing more an apolitical monarch with no political power.

Thailand's 2006 military coup saw ex Prime Minister, thaksin shinawatra, removed from power and later put on trial for "corruption" and lese majeste. But, was Bhumibol Adulyadej forced to endorse the coup by the Thai army, or did he choose to endorse it?

Quote from the video: "Bhumibol's refusal to endorse the 1981 military coup (the April Fool's Day coup) and the 1985 (the Share Rebellion) ultimately led to the victory of forces loyal to the government", the video concludes that in 2006 "Bhumibol endorsed the coup and Thaksin was put on trial. Bhumibol overthrew the democratic government!"

So there you have it. Bhumibol's endorsement of military coups, ultimately leads to the downfall of democratic goverments in Thailand. On the rare occasions when the Thai king has refused to endorse a coup, the democratic goverment has held on to power.

The assertion by Thai royalists that king Bhumibol is "above politics" and "apolitical" is completely false. Bhumibol's endorsement of military coups, is critical to the outcome of any action taken by the Thai army against democratic governments. The king of Thailand has played a decisive role in Thai politics over the last 60 years. But to say so, is lese majeste, and carries a prison sentence of up 15 years.

The next queen?

WARNING! THIS VIDEO CONTAINS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT IMAGES

So, here it is! Recognise the young lady in these snaps? Her hair style is different now (less tarty) and she's wearing far too much make up, but I think it's obvious who she is. The title is a clue....

So, where did this video come from? Answer: Samesky web board. It's just one of several such videos now circulating on the internet, with a promise of more to come, so stay tuned. The original images come from a European magazine, who wanted to publish the photos then got cold feet when the "Grand palace" in Bangkok threatened legal action.

Judge for yoursef if these photographs are real or fake, but why would the Grand Palace threaten legal action if they are fake? Certainly, if they are genuine, no amount of lese majeste law or Thai censorship will stop people from seeing them. The question is, why are these videos starting to appear now?

My guess is that it has a lot to do with Da Torpedo's trial. Most people know that it's not a question of "innocent" or "guilty" (the trial is being held behind closed doors and is unlikely to be a fair one) but rather how many years Da Torpedo will go down for.

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Yuvadhida Polpraserth "unexpunged"

Well, well, well! Look who's turned up on Youtube, here in fact: 35billion4thaiking. Remember Crown Prince Maha Vajiralongkorn's second wife, you know, the one from the telephone conversation when Sia O called Srirasmi a "hooker". That's right, her name is Yuvadhida Polpraserth AKA "Benz", the one who was "expunged forever". Well, she's just been unexpunged!

Her children too, are now "unexpunged", so please, allow me introduce them to you. Meet Sia O's five forgotten children: Prince Juthawachara, Prince Vacharaeson, Prince Chakriwat Prince Vacharawee and Princess Busya. Nice family.

Yuvadhida Polpraserth, was a famous actress in the 1970's, both beautiful and charming, she made many great films. Then she met the world's biggest loser, the Thai Crown Prince! Her marriage to Sia O hardly lasted 2 years, before her husband falsely accused her of having an affair with an elderly Royal Air-force Chief Marshall. Meanwhile, slut Srirasmi moved into the royal palace to serve as Sia O's "servant".

"Servant"? Is that what she was doing crawling on the floor with cake in her mouth? Yeah, right! Anyway. "So what?" I hear you say. It's no big deal if Sia O has five other children? Aren't we forgetting something? Something that no-one in Thailand is allowed to talk about? Something which is strictly prohibited by Thailand's lese majeste law. You know. THE HEIR TO THE CHAKRI THRONE?

You see, as his biological children, all four sons are heirs to the Thai throne (3rd to 6th in line to be precise). I guess what I'm trying to say is... who needs Sia O anyway? He has already proved himself unworthy to serve as king, being deeply unpopular with many Thais, so why not do Thailand a favour and step down and let his eldest son, Prince Juthawachara be the next king?

It's only my opinion. But please, feel free to shout "Long live Sia O!". Be my guest.

Bhumibol the Ape Man

Yet another video has appeared on Youtube: BadKarma4Lek in support of Da Torpedo, who is at present on lese majeste charges for allegedly "insulting" the king of Thailand. The trial is being held behind closed doors: no-one (especially foreigners) is allowed access to the hearing.

The judge's decision to deny Daranee Charnchoengsilpakul (Da Torpedo) her basic human rights, was strongly criticised by Amnesty International, not that it makes any difference to Thailand's judges - all of them hand picked by Bhumibol himself.

Bhumibol Adulyadej is the head of the Thai state, yet he is "above criticism". Thai royalist think this is perfectly consistent with a modern democratic state. But it's not. In a true democracy, criticising the "state" is not a crime. Thailand's lese majeste law not only goes against the right to free speech, it may even be unsconstitutional according to Thai law.

If Thailand were a true democracy, this trial wouldn't even be taking place. Free Da Torpedo!

New Baby Elephant Named "Suwicha Thakhor" - Hurrah!

Good news for Suwicha Thakhor! Sydney's Taronga Zoo has just named its new baby elephant after him! No doubt Thai royalists will scream "LESE MAJESTE!!" and quickly post a dozen or more incredibly boring videos on Youtube about the Thai king's love for baby elephants. Yawn!

This video can be found here: Chimpstparty. Visit this channel and watch the other videos highlighting the plight of this Thai family man who is now serving a TEN year prison sentence for daring to criticise Thailand's king.

If you want to read more about this story, click on the following URL: http://www.thesydneytraveler.com/a-new-baby-elephant-at-taronga-zoo

Chulabhorn Visits Spanish Crown Prince

What an honour! Thailand's super skinny princess "Chulabhorn" is visiting the Spanish Crown Prince "Felipe" and his frowning wife "Letizia". What will they talk about, I wonder? Lese majeste law?

Perhaps Felipe will tell Chulabhorn all about the lese majeste law suit he brought against the Spanish magazine "El Jueves" for publishing a cartoon of him and his wife having anal sex in bed. Then perhaps skinny "Chula" can tell her hosts all about the PAD funeral she attended with her lovely mum, Sirikit.

Oh! This is so exciting! Thanks to lese majeste law, Thailand and Spain are now such good friends! Good video from Fuckbhumpiballs.

タイ国王に抗議する

This interesting little video has been kicking around Youtube for a while now. You´ll find it here: fugutayasuo2. Some Japanese visitors to this blog, are going to be very upset with me for what I´m about to say, but I don´t care.

You see, I think this video was posted by a Japanese Youtuber who could well be protesting about the Thai king, or may even be protesting about other "Gods" closer to home. I think you know what I mean. Watch the video and decide for yourself.

You see, people around the world are getting just a little bit fed up with kings, queens, ramas, emperors, whatever, who think they are "above criticism" and who demand respect from their people by enforcing lese majeste laws.

My message to these living "Gods" is: be careful. Internet is a very powerful tool indeed. So don´t push your luck or you´ll wind up like the king of Thailand. Got it?

Long Live Bhumibol inc

Thailand's royal family costs Thai people an absolute fortune. It seems the Chakris can't do without their personal helicopters, luxury royal digs, huge banquets (Sirikit has a healthy appetite you know) and yachts. Yep! These parasites are living it up at the expense of Thai people, while Thailand's "royals" don't even pay income tax!

So just how much do these hangers on cost? Well, check out this video by ThaiPresident, because according to his figures, Thailands royal family costs as much or MORE than the British royal family. So what? ...you might say, but hang on, Thailand is not half as rich as the UK - Thai people can't afford this extravagance!

Supporters of the Thai king: the urban elite, Thai army ladyboys, PAD people, big business, the middle class, etc, argue that the king "has done many good things for Thailand". Yet Thailand's poor remain just as poor as they were when "Lek" ascended to the throne 60 years ago. Meanwhile, the king owns 3,493 acres of prime real estate in Bangkok (Forbes magazine, 2008).

Bhumibol Adulyadej was recently described as "the God bolt", that's the bolt that holds the main propeller on a helicopter in place. The helicopter being the Thai economy. Well that's fine. King Bhumibol may have done many good things for big business and the Thai stock market, but he certainly hasn't done anything significant for poor Thai people. They are still dirt poor.

So perhaps this is a good moment to remind everyone that Bhumibol Adulyadej owns the largest faceted diamond in the world. It's called the "Jubilee diamond" and it's worth an estimated 12 million US dollars. Not bad, for a man who has "worked all his live for nothing". Check it out. It's simply gorgeous.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Jubilee_Diamond

More champers anyone?

Dying for democracy in Thailand

Thailand's Prime Minister, Abhisit Vejjajiva, wants to "educate" foreigners about Thai "culture". According to Abhisit, Thailand is "unique from other countries", adding that: "the law and the government of a country is derived from the historical events of the country."

Now what do you suppose that means? Well, I'll tell you. What Mr Abhisit really means is that ordinary Thai people have no real understanding of what democracy means, so why give it to them? All that Thailand has known during king Bhumibol's 60-year reign, is brutal military coups and student massacres. Or what Abhisit refers to as "historical events".

Where on earth did Mr Abhisit learn to be so cynical? Oxford university? Now watch this video. It's the story of an ordinary Thai taxi driver, called Nuamthong Praiwal, who was so desperate to be free, that he hanged himself from a pedestrian flyover in the name of democracy.

So while the king of Thailand is busy endorsing military coups against democratic governments, and Abhisit is running around "educating" westerners about the "uniqueness" of Thai "culture" in an effort to justify lese majeste law; Thai people are sacrificing their lives just to have the same rights that Westerners take for granted, and which Thailand's Prime Minister is insinuating Thai people do not even "understand".

Excellent video from ThaiPresident

Royal Thai Army: "Protect the king from bacteria"

Nazi leaders understood the art of mass murder very well. They knew that is was easier for ordinary German soldiers to exterminate Jews, if they dehumanized Jews first (using crude nazi propaganda) before killing them. Now watch this video, which can also be seen here: ProletarianGuard.

This chilling video was made and financed by Thailand's Royal army and shown on Thai television during the pro-democracy protests by Thaksin's "Red shirt" movement. At the start of the video, we see what looks like "bacteria". In the background, you can hear shouts of "get out!".

The phrase: "This plague is threatening the nation" then appears, alongside a final frightening message which asks Thai viewers: "Are you immune to it?". There can be no doubt about the message behind this bloodcurdling video. It's scary.

The Thai Royal army, which has vowed to "protect the king" at any cost, has now started to condition ordinary Thai people to accept the idea of yet another massacre of pro-democracy activists. These "bacteria" are becoming a "problem". The phrase "royal desecration" is now starting to appear on videos posted by the Thai army on Youtube.

Bhumibol's boys are brainwashing Thai people into accepting the idea of the "final solution" in the name of the Thai king. Now where have we heard that before?

WTF!? Is Thaksin gay?

Why would someone make a video of a love struck, albino buffalo wearing lipstick, then upload it to Youtube? I don't get it. What's the message here?

The maker of this bizarre creation prasanchok, claims his video is "proof" that (after much press speculation) Thaksin is "not gay". Have I missed something? Is the Thai press now suggesting Thailand's former Prime Minister is gay? Or is it that PAD people smoke too much yaba?

I suspect this lunatic spends his time stealing dogs from other people's back yards, just so that he can eat. How sad.

Anyway, if the Thai press want to "out" homosexuals in high places, they only have to look at the Thai royal family. Everybody knows king Bhumibol's eldest daughter, Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn, is a screaming lesbian. No big deal.

Vive la différence! Right?

Long Live the Republic of Thailand?

There's an old Thai prediction that says that the Chakri dynasty will end with the 9th Rama, after which Thailand will become a democratic republic. In case you didn't know, Bhumibol Adulyadej is the 9th Rama, and the way things are going (and looking over Bhumibol's shoulder to see who's coming next) I'd say the prediction is close to coming true.

This interesting little video appeared here ThaiPresident, but don't bother visiting the site: Youtube has just shut it down. "Orders from above", perhaps? Anyway, I'll be posting a few of those videos from ThaiPresident's account which prove that, far from loving their king to bits, many Thai people would like to see the back of him and his "spawn".

ThaiPresident's brilliant videos challenged all those lies about the Thai king being "above politics", not endorsing military coups, not having a "voice" (and therefore needing lese majeste law to protect him), being a "modest" man with his dosh, in fact, the usual bullshit to justify lese majeste law.

Where would Thailand be without it's king? Well, judging by all the political upheaval since the 2006 military coup (endorsed by the Thai king), I'd say Thailand would be in much better shape than it is today. Would a Thai republic really be any worse than the Chakri fuedal dynasty where innocent people are sent to prison for writing books (Harry Nicolades) or making public speeches crtical of the monarchy (Da Torped0)? I think not.

Yeah, Long Live the Republic of Thailand! Why not? If that's what Thai people want... right?