The happy couple

Srirasmi got married to the Thai crown prince, Maha Vajiralongkorn (Sia O) in 2001, but Thai people didn't know about the crown prince's secret marriage until 2005! That's when Thais were "officially" told of the "royal" union.

So, what do we know about this young lady? Well, she's an ex-porn star, and not a very good one at that. Before getting married to the Thai prince for his money, she was "at the crown prince's service". Or as Sia O himself described it: "a palace hooker".

Sia O and Srirasmi have a child together, Prince Dipangkorn, an extremely ugly child from the day he was born, with an abnormally large gob, crossed eyes, a huge bulbous head and enormous ears that seem to flap whenever he moves. Quite freaky in fact. The result of nine generations of Chakri inbreeding, I believe.

Anyway, I know, I know! Mocking the "divine" Thai royal family is lese majeste, but I can't think of anything positive to say right now. Besides, if Suwicha Thahor can be sent to prison for TEN years for uploading a stupid video to Youtube, then Thailand's royal family deserve to be mocked. From SrirasmiUbitch