Who's the real father?

There's an interesting channel on Youtube called ThaiPresident containing lots of videos relating to lese majeste law and the Thai royal family. This is one example of the type of videos you can watch on this channel, unless of course you live in "democratic" Thailand, where all these videos are blocked.

The rich little boy in the video is none other than King Bhumibol's grandson, Prince Dipangkorn Rasmijoti, son of AIDS boy Sia 0 and slut Srirasmi. Isn't he cute? There's one thing the video doesn't mention though, something which every Thai knows, which is that this bouncing baby boy is not the son of Sia 0!

It's quite true. Sia 0 has AIDS, but his son is HIV negative, explain that if you will. The real father as everyone in Thailand knows is king Bhumibol himself. Don't be so shocked, that's normal for the Chakris. Bhumibol and his wife Sirikit are cousins so their marriage is incestuous and Sia 0 is fruit of Sirikit's first love affair.

That's why lese majeste law exists. To punish people by sending them to prison for 15 years for daring to criticise Thailand's semi-divine royal family.